Monday, March 26, 2007
New class blog and class forums, of which I am one of the moderators. Yay!
(Looking for the links? Hint: Look in the "links" column you doofus)
Physics test was not as bad as I had expected it to be. But 45 mins is short, so I messed up abit.
Oh yea, on a "side" note,
3L got 1 hour for their physics test! Teacher was blur! Some of them knew but kept mum! THEY CANNOT DENY IT. (emos)
*clears throat, regains sanity*
Goodbye
Saturday, March 24, 2007
What a week of chionging last minute holz homework it has been. Yet, our misery is not over, as there are 4 tests next week, namely Physics, Physics Prac, Chem and Maths. That really sucks. And I am really tired. Have to chiong RE by 2nd April, CRP by week 3, and there are already 2 tests in week 3 which I know of. Sian.
Ok. Ranted all I needed to rant. Now, brace yourselves for the joke of the century:
We were discussing about Act I Scene I of R&J in Lit class not too long ago. One guy mentioned that there were alot of sexual puns in that scene, so Edel Yong decided to get someone to explain some of these sexual puns.
"Hmm, let's find someone who should be well-versed in sexual puns!" said Edel Yong, thinking.
"...Benjamin!"
Edelweiss Yong almost murdered 30 people that day.
Death by laughter.
Monday, March 19, 2007
Survived week-long study camp.
Vijay (oops I mean Mr Vijay) told us today about how some student emailed the entire teacher population expressing concern towards the integrity of RI students, talking about how pple copied homework from others and cheated in tests. Really wonder who the hell would do that. Gutsy man. Then Vijay once again suanned the entire class by "joking" that he doesn't see how the class could have copied anyone with the results we got for the test. He is evil man. and he's a liverpool supporter, makes it so much worse =/(still, he's not a Man U supporter like SOME people. lol)
Then the funny thing is, in Chinese class, Zhang Laoshi told us about how she hated english when she was young, and hated her teacher who had apparently called her "hopeless". Now THAT'S an evil teacher. Then she told us about how she cheated on most of her homework by copying from her friends! Of course she added on the usual part about how she regretted ignoring english when she was young la, but it's just damn cool that a teacher is honest enough to confess that she copied homework as a student. I bet if we ask mr vijay he would deny it.
Haiz. Holz were really damn miserable, and tiring.
Doesn't help that there is a chinese book test this week and 3 tests next week.
And I haven't read R&J. Crappish.
I still don't believe you haven't finished reading it Ben Ng. Who could? =/
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Puta!
An expression Mourinho claims that he uses "10 times in 15 words". It means "bitch" in Portuguese, and apparently the special one used it on the referee in the tunnel at half-time. Now FA is waiting for Riley's complaint, and Mourinho is insisting he wasn't offending the referee. According to him, he uses it when his players go down, uses it when his players miss a shot, uses it on the ball when it goes out of play etc. etc. etc. How interesting. Puta. Lol.
Anyway Chelsea showed exactly why they are the champions of England, fighting back from a 3-1 deficit at half time to bring Spurs back to White Hart Lane for a replay. 3-3 it finished, Kalou scoring a wonderful volley in the 86th minute which probably sent chills down that Ferguson's spine. They are never gonna lose at home are they. It's gonna be a bloody interesting final stretch in the EPL, in which Man U is gonna crash out the losers, of course.
So it's the second day of March Holidays, a.k.a study week. Even a fool could see that the huge amount of work we are getting is driving each and every one of us to our graves. Well, that's the price of being in RI, and if we don't work hard we'll be the ones left behind on the racetrack, faces flat on the ground in a bloody mess. So as I get ready to drown myself in assignments, assignments and more assignments, here's wishing that none of us be left behind in that pool of blood. (After all, the extra 4 hours of sleep we are getting for this week really really rocks doesn't it)
In the words of the Special One, Life's a Puta.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
This post is probably gonna be one of the shortest posts you will ever find in my blog, for I only have one thing to say.
Ben Ng is completely heartless.---
Taken from icyking-darkshadow.blogspot.com (Ben Ng's GRADED english blog...) As he decided to delete the post on his blog after being FLAMED like crap, I have copied and pasted his article here.Portions in bold are what I found ridiculous and portions in red are simply shit.Truth is I found the whole thing absolutely ridiculous, but heck.
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I QUOTE BENJAMIN NG:
Today, I am commenting on an article listed below in a more cyncial way as I attempt to throw off my mugger turncoat. So sit back, relax and enjoy.
http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,123785-1172527140,00.html
After reading this newspaper article who crashed with a taxi at a juncture where a motorist hit his dad eight years ago, I just had to laugh. Why laugh? It is because heaven had finally opened its eyes and punished those irritating bicyclists. Do you know how many times I had cursed those bicyclists under my breath, as they cycled leisurely along the sidewalks meant for the walking public. They are so irritating and act as if they own the sidewalks. "Ring-a-ling-a-ding" comes their warning bell, to imply "Hey, loser, get out of the way or I will crash you with my bike". Seriously, have they cared about the sense of comfort by the general public?
Ok, after reading up to this, you think that I am ranting about bicyclists. You know what? You are right. I am really very angry with them. Firstly, I do not how to ride a bicycle, so when I see them, I feel inferior. Secondly, I was hit by them like many times when I was drifting off to my own world. It is so annoying and scary as who knows when a bicyclist would just decide to crash me into the neither world. Once, I was told off by an auntie for being careless, not noticing her bicycle. Seriously, Ms. "I don't know who you are" , there is a reason why sidewalks are called sidewalks, as it is meant for the public to walk on. Somehow, I do not feel bicyclists are in that category.
Ok fine, then let's get the bicycles out of the sidewalks and onto the street. However, as shown by this example, if a bicycle and any other vehicle crash, the bicyclist will suffer the most damage due to the structure of the bicycle. (See, I can still sympathize with the bicyclists). Ok, even though I hate bicyclists to the core, I still would not want them to be thrown out of their seats and suffer injuries and all or even death as I am too kind a guy.
Then how? Actually, I also do not know how. However the "kiasu" Singapore government seemed to have an answer for everything and the solution would be to build special sidewalks for these bicyclists. yes, such a great idea, even a ten-year-old could think of it. However, I seriously think it costs too much, just for pompous fools who would "ring-a-ling-a-ding" to scare off pedestrians. (What do they think they are, ghost exorcists who would ring a bell to scare off ghosts?) This money could be used for other pressing matters.
However, the government-suggested solution seems to be the best we could find, so let us be typical Singaporeans and follow the government.
Better yet, let us ban bicycles (Couldn't these bicyclists take a bus or something to get to their destination?) and wish Jiao Jie all the best. Auspicium Melioris Aevi.
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Unquote.
After reading that I was absolutely disgusted.
After all, anyone with even half a heart would be too.
